Pay attention, I am not an professional in dwelling ornament. Actually, I am most likely the final particular person certified to offer recommendation on such issues—one factor I can say for sure, nevertheless, is that you just most likely do not wish to convey a potential date dwelling with a three-foot pile of plastic poo in your espresso desk.

But, that is now a really actual chance. First 4 Figures, who’ve made collectible figurines for video games like Darkish Souls and Silent Hill prior to now, have now birthed this nice monstrosity. It is a large statue the dimensions of an individual’s torso that depicts The Nice Mighty Poo, a boss from Uncommon’s beloved and seedy collectathon Conker’s Dangerous Fur Day.

The Nice Mighty Poo is a musical auteur of types, singing an operatic dirge to convey you a smelly loss of life by the hands of his literal shit-flinging. You defeat him by throwing rolls of bathroom paper into his mouth. In the event you performed the game again in 2001, you may quickly be capable of relive the expertise of going through down a large pile of faeces in your individual lounge. 

This is a preview of this factor in movement courtesy of IGN, terrifyingly silhouetted and bathed in shadow, presumably to guard my mind from the psychic injury imagining it on my kitchen desk is inflicting me.

First 4 Figures have even graciously supplied it at a reduction on its Twitter: “Behold the fascinating entrance view of our The Nice Mighty Poo statue,” I am commanded. I don’t wish to, however I can not look away. 

In all seriousness, it does look lovingly detailed, a bodily reminder of Uncommon’s charmingly bawdy cult basic. I wish to sit right here and reward the sculpting, the brilliant yellow corn shining from the Mighty Poo’s maw, the neat stone detailing round base, the actual fact you get a defiant Conker out of the deal as effectively. Nevertheless it’s simply so huge. 

Granted, the Nice Mighty Poo is a stage presence, a defiling diva—it is sensible that any statue making an attempt to seize his essence can be actually unattainable to disregard, cover, or flush down the bathroom. Pre-orders for the statue will open August 3, in case you suppose you are as much as the problem of discovering a spot for this factor. I actually will most likely simply get a pleasant vase or one thing.