Diablo 4’s many high-tier drops weren’t created equal. Yeah, there are the Barbarian gloves that flip the game right into a form of euphoric slot machine, and there is the Necromancer gear that renders the Corpse Explosion skill utterly ungovernable, however they’re only one facet of the coin. The opposite facet has, properly, stuff like this.

Biggest legendary identified to man from r/Diablo

That, reader, is the Boneweave Helm of the Crowded Sage. Uncovered by a Diablo participant who goes by LavusVincere on Reddit, the helm is a largely unremarkable little bit of legendary headgear in each side however one: Its, um, Facet. That is the textual content in orange subsequent to the star, for those who’re unsure, and on this helm’s case it reads “You Heal for 0 Life per second for every Shut enemy, as much as 8 Life per second”.

Effectively, how beneficiant. You would possibly assume you are lacking one thing right here, however you are not. This merchandise actually does appear to offer 0 therapeutic per second per close by enemy, that means you are by no means gonna reap that candy, candy 8 Life per second even for those who managed to encompass your self with a quadrillion enemies. When you concentrate on it, just about each merchandise in Diablo 4 has this Facet, they simply do not embrace it of their descriptions.

Or, within the phrases of Reddit consumer Jmadman311: “Simply assume, for those who encompass your self with infinite enemies you may attain that 8 life per second”.

There’s a chance that the game is solely rounding to zero from some vanishingly small decimal quantity (0.1 therapeutic per second, or some such), however that, actually, is likely to be much more insulting than the novelty impact of a flat 0.

The worst half is that LavusVincere acquired the merchandise as a drop from the Butcher, the fiendish and uncommon (and infrequently massive) enemy who solely often pops as much as menace gamers. I’d assume a particular encounter like that may be assured to drop an merchandise that wasn’t, , risibly terrible, however I assume that is why I am not a well-known game designer.

It appears to be a product of gamers buying the drop at low ranges. LavusVincere wasn’t even stage 10 earlier than he obtained his new merchandise, making it significantly weak when he discovered it.

Which signifies that it may have been a good weaker drop, truly. A Reddit consumer named MamaMouser—taking part in on a stage 1 alt—obtained an merchandise with a really related Facet after a struggle with the Butcher, however that one maxed out (such because it may) at a piddling 6 Life per second. Diablo 4, my buddies: It may at all times be worse.