Unhealthy information, everybody: warble-voiced rapper Publish Malone has turn into as stunning and horrible because the daybreak, as treacherous as the ocean, and stronger than the foundations of the Earth. He is turn into the only proprietor of that one-of-a-kind Magic: The Gathering card based mostly on Sauron’s Ring from Lord of the Rings, in different phrases. All shall love him and despair.

The One Ring card is actually distinctive. There’s just one such card in existence, making it probably essentially the most lust-worthy merchandise on the market for Magic followers like, properly, Publish Malone. Now, as noticed by VGC, Malone has purchased the cardboard from earlier proprietor Brook Trafton, and the second of his ascendancy was captured in a 13-second clip on TikTok, which you’ll see beneath.


♬ unique sound – Brook Trafton

“When I discovered the One Ring, the primary one that got here to thoughts was Publish Malone,” wrote Trafton within the caption to the video, by chance assembling the funniest phrase to ever happen within the English language. “I’ve performed MTG since I used to be a child and it could be wonderful to maintain this card. However for a man like me, having the ability to promote it’s life altering”.

Provided that the One Ring card has been valued at round $2 million, Trafton is not exaggerating. Though the precise sum Malone paid for the cardboard hasn’t been disclosed, it was in all probability a quantity that mortals such as you and I’d think about eye-watering.

Trafton says he “actually hoped it could go to somebody who would respect it” as a lot as he did, and reckons Malone matches the invoice to a T. “That is my dream come true, assembly Publish Malone and him shopping for the One Ring card from me is actually a second straight out of a fairytale,” he wrote, earlier than happening to thank each Malone and Magic for altering his life. “Issues like this don’t occur to individuals like me, I suppose it’s magic. I’m perpetually grateful”.