BioWare’s merch group appears to love doing statues. The Dragon Age aspect of the BioWare Gear retailer is at all times getting expensive new resin figures, from that snazzy Iron Bull statue final 12 months to the brand new Inquisition tarot card ones I’ve had my eye on. Apparently the Mass Impact model goes exhausting into the polyresin game too, now with its newest iconic chara—sorry, a $135 statue of a lifeless Commander Shepherd?

“The Mass Impact Shepard’s Dying Statue depicts Mass Impact 2’s dramatic opening scene:  Commander Shepard expelled from a crumbling Normandy and hurtling by means of area to her premature demise,” the shop web page says. Not a second I would have personally pitched to commemorate as a collectible merchandise however what the hell do I do know?

I am not judging you, Mass Impact followers, I promise. It is simply that we have got these actually dramatic statue poses for Inquisition characters on our aspect and you have, uh, Kaidan lounging in a chair with a beer, Tali lounging in a chair (sans beer), an Avenger gun reproduction, and a Mako statue. I am simply judgment adjoining right away, aiming quizzical glances your approach—or within the route of whoever at BioWare is accountable for Mass Impact’s merchandising.

Anyway, there is a Useless Shepard statue on the BioWare retailer right away for those who’re into that form of factor. Roughly half a foot cubed. It is being produced in a run of two,000 numbered items. If you are going to have pals over to gawk at your DeadShep, be sure that to appropriately set the temper.

At time of publishing the shop hyperlink for the lifeless shep statue is returning a 404 error however I promise it wasn’t a fever dream and assume it will be again quickly.