Alan Wake Remastered is out now and every true fan will collect every trophy in it. So here we have listed all the trophies in Alan Wake Remastered and how to unlock them.
Boob Tube: You checked out some important messages.
Iron Horse: You made the train engine run out of steam.
Missed by a Mile: You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.
Gatekeeper: Truly, you are the master of floodgates.
Park Ranger: You survived Elderwood National Park.
Meet the Deadline: You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.
If It Flies, It Burns: Not a bird lover, are you?
Platinum Trophy: Unlocked when all trophies are collected.
Hypercaffeniated: You have discovered every thermos of coffee.
Medical Opinions: You listened to Hartman’s recordings.
Wheels Within Wheels: You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn’t what you wanted to hear.
Paging Mr. Wake: You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.
Departure: You completed the game on Easy difficulty.
What Light Through Yonder Window: It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.
Two for the Price of One: You took out two Taken with a single barrel.
Perchance to Dream: Oh, so THAT’S what happened.
It’s Not Just a Typewriter Brand: QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it’s neither.
Finders Keepers: You have discovered five of the hidden chests.
Collateral Carnage: 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.
Back! Back, I say!: You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.
Energized!: You changed batteries 100 times.
Float Like a Butterfly: You avoided getting hit — with style!
KBF-FM: You haven’t missed a single radio show.
Damn Good Cup of Coffee: You have found 25 coffee thermoses.
Hardboiled Writer: You completed the game on Normal difficulty.
Collector’s Edition: You have found every manuscript page in the game.
Heavy Metal: You destroyed the bulldozer.
Child of the Elder God: You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.
Every Nook and Cranny: You have discovered all of the hidden chests.
The Lady of the Light: Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.
Come One, Come All: You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.
Couch Potato: You have watched every single TV show on offer.
The Six-Gun Scribe: You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.
An Idyllic Small Town: You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.
Bright Falls Aficionado: You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.
Under a Thin Layer of Skin: You disobeyed the park ranger’s instructions.
Sound and Fury: You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.
Taken Season: You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.
Follow the Light: You were enlightened by a dream.
Bright Falls’ Finest: You finally managed to make that phone call.
Thunder and Lightning: 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.
They’re Heeeeeere!: You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.
Right of Way: You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.
Carny: You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.
Tornade Wrangler: You calmed the fury of the storm.
Drink ‘Em Both Up: You drank ’em bot’ up.
Let There Be Light: You have restored power.
Picking Up After Yourself: You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.
Gunless Wonder: You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.
Alan, Wake Up: You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.
Nordic Walking: Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you’re not dead.
